Unending Simpsons quotes thread - Page 7

Cop · #**121** 04-27-01, 10:34 AM

Nelson: My dad left my mom when she got addicted to cough drops... ...In the end, her breath was so fresh, she wasn't even really my mom anymore...

Cop · #**122** 04-27-01, 10:35 AM

Homer: What I have with Marge is something special.
Kirk Van Houten: What's that then?
Homer: A strong marriage based on a foundation of routine...

Apoch003 · #**123** 04-27-01, 12:21 PM

Bart and Sideshow Bob falling off the shoddily built Springfield Dam...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh hh..."

GASP!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa"!!!

Shaun_Dark_Lord · #**124** 04-27-01, 04:07 PM

Homer; "....And I'm not easily impressed. Wow! - A Blue Car!"

[ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: Shaun_Dark_Lord ]

Apoch003 · #**125** 04-27-01, 04:37 PM

Patty slaps Sideshow Bob upside the head after their honeymoon suite explodes...

WHACK!!!

Patty: You tried to kill me! I wanna trial separation.

Cop · #**126** 04-27-01, 05:48 PM

Wiggum: I've had it with you tree huggers! Lou, swab his eyes with mace...

Shumph · #**127** 04-27-01, 08:57 PM

Cop · #**128** 04-28-01, 06:16 PM

Comicbook guy (as the Collector): I have here the only working phaser. It was only used once to keep William Shatner from recording another album...

Cop · #**129** 04-28-01, 06:17 PM

Xena (to Collector): Come here, Xena needs Xex!

Cop · #**130** 04-28-01, 06:18 PM

Krusty (after massive Y2K failure): Oh no, my pacemaker's stuck on hummingbird... Nectar, I need nectar...

Cop · #**131** 04-28-01, 06:19 PM

Guard: And who are you, sir?
Homer: I'm the piano genius from the movie "Shine"...
Guard: OK, and what's your name?
Homer: Errr... Shiny McShine?

Quackass · #**132** 04-29-01, 12:04 AM

homer: "what iz it boy? would you like to smoke some weed?"
bart: "gwaaah!"

and lets not forget:

homer: "shut up boy! your ruining my high!"

Cop · #**133** 04-29-01, 05:36 PM

Lisa: Two wrongs don't make a right...
Bart: Dad?
Homer: Two wrongs make a right...
Bart: See!

$hortyDaPimp · #**134** 04-29-01, 10:41 PM

Lisa: I think you're over reacting
Homer: I think you're under reacting
Lisa: This session is over
Homer: This session is under
Lisa: Good bye!
Homer: Bad bye!

And...

Cheif Wiggum: We need you to get the criminals to say something incriminating on this tape.
(Hands Bart a tape)
(Bart reads tape)
Bart: "Hootie and the Blowfish?"
Cheif Wiggum: Yeah well, they're cheaper than blank tapes...

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Cop · #**135** 04-30-01, 04:39 PM

*in a town meeting*

-Flanders: How about it, reverend?
-Lovejoy: Once something is approved by the government, it's no longer immoral!
-Crowd: YEEEEEEY!
-Burns: By building a casino I can tighten my grip on this dismal town...
-Crowd: YEEEEEEY!
-Barney: *BUUURPS*
-Crowd: YEEEEEEY!

Cop · #**136** 04-30-01, 04:42 PM

Homer: Woooha... Lisa, what's up?
Lisa: I just had a bad dream...
Homer: Ah sure... You best lie down and tell me all about it...
Lisa: I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogieman was after me and...
Homer: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! BOOGIEMAN!!!!!
Homer: You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!

Cop · #**137** 04-30-01, 04:43 PM

Bart: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost its wheel, the Joker got away, HEY!

Cop · #**138** 04-30-01, 04:45 PM

Homer: Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem...
Marge: Maybe you're right... I should get professional help...
Homer: No no, that's too expensive, just don't do it anymore...

Cop · #**139** 04-30-01, 04:46 PM

Marge: You listen to your friends, but you never listen to me!
Homer: Hey, that's great, honey!

Neo_Blakjack · #**140** 04-30-01, 09:34 PM

You pathetic bunch of idiots, you call your selves Simpsons fans? I have only one thing to say to you!

EAT MY SHORTS!!!!